Category: Satire

In a shocking turn of events, a cafe owner, Emma Ayles, has been forced to close her business, leaving eight people unemployed, after three neighbors raised complaints about the cafe’s activities. The complaints primarily centered around the smell of bacon and the noise of clinking teacups, leading planning officials to take swift action. Emma Ayles,…

ABC’s “The View” has been in a steady decline for years. After the departure of Barbra Walters, followed closely by the highly respected Elizabeth Hasselbeck, the show started slipping in the ratings. This week, it hit a new low, breaking the all-time record for lowest television ratings in the 10 AM to 2 PM time…

Garth Brooks, one of the celebrity victims of the woke mind virus, says he’s leaving Nashville for the greener pastures of Hollywood. “I get no respect in this town,” said Brooks, who has lost his recording contracts, watched as his new bar fell flat on its face, and had his lucrative Vegas residency canceled, “They’re…

Open marriage should always be a mutual decision. Turns out, our reader’s relationship wasn’t really equal. Her husband dates other women, but as soon as she started dating too, he quickly changed the rules. What’s worse, he actually never played fair. When two people decide on an open marriage, they need to do it on…

With six games remaining in the season, the Joseph Barron Senior High School administrator in Des Moines was at a loss for what to do. Colin Kaepernick, the former NFL quarterback, was the new coach, and he had to fire him. To remain connected to football, Kaepernick accepted the position covertly, but things didn’t go…

The singer-actor, known for her outspoken views, previously made a similar vow. Her candid remarks reflect a history of criticism towards D.T. and a commitment to transparency in leadership. Renowned actor and singer Barbra reaffirmed her stance on leaving the United States if D. T secures the presidency again. In a recent interview on “The…

Ah, the age-old tradition of commenting on matters that blend sports with socio-politics. If there’s anything that brings out the armchair experts in full force, it’s this explosive combination. Enter Candace Owens, the political commentator who would presumably rather play referee than spectator. Her latest buzzer-beater? Lia Thomas should be exiled from women’s sports. Let’s…

Mark Bryan is a 61-year-old engineer from Germany who isn’t afraid to challenge gender stereotypes. While high heels were initially intended for men to add height and fashion in the 10th century, they have obviously become associated almost exclusively with women. Mark is one of many modern men who are reclaiming the popular type of…

Male swimmer from Ramapo College sets another school record in women’s event. Now tell me again the strides women have made when society applauds a man for pushing us off our own podium… Cortez-Fields holds multiple records in women’s category. He competes the rest of the weekend with the women at their NJAC Championships. I…

Barbra Streisand, known for her critical stance against former President Trump, has once again voiced her strong opposition, vowing to leave the country if the Republican front-runner wins in 2024. The singer, labeling Trump as “so stupid” and “ill-informed,” previously sang “Don’t Lie to Me” in response to his actions. Streisand, 81, who once expressed…